January 14, 2023, 06:45:24 am by
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I am thrilled to announce that
Darkel has been named as the recipient of the prestigious
'Retard of the Year' award. This award recognizes an individual who has made outstanding efforts to display their utter lack of braincells throughout the year.
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While Darkel has consistently demonstrated exceptional dedication and commitment to this achieve this award, please join us in congratulating other nominees who have equally deserved a recognition for their invaluable contributions:
Nominee | Votes received | Nomination |
Darkel | 9 | for somehow surviving 2022, even after being missing for months (presumably kidnapped - part of a bigger conspiracy). |
Aegon | 7 | for crossing upper bounds of rartismo |
Blurry | 7 | for being a newspaper in #public |
Dark Slayer | 4 | focus now, eyes off of this cringe lord |
ELK | 4 | was not supposed to be on this list because he's still finishing off tasks that were due in 2019 but threatened to curse me with juniper leaves if I didn't |
Ishizu | 3 | for best discord nickname (Shi Shi Poo Poo) |
Classy | 2 | for being a renowned harami supporter |
Tom4S | 2 | added because he was feeling bad |
Honorary mentionsThey might not have been nominated, but the past year can not be considered memorable without honoring them:
FaF, for being an expert in the subject of this topic, thank you for continued guidance to the nominees, without you, the clan would not have existed and they would never reach the heights that they're shining at now!
iBEE, for continuning the legacy of El Risitas, after his sad demise 2 years ago.
Grizzy, for picking up memes from Instagram and delivering to MK discord.
SahiL, for representing MK in the businesses of real world.
SkaZ, for being cute.
Martyrdom, for his distinguished love for animals :flushed:
Tarkan, for reminding everyone of his bald head every single time he'd login to discord.
Razor, for asking everyone to go sleep at 10 AM in the morning.
and ofcourse, Spiller, for having my birthday celebrated 364 days in the last year, except on the day it was actually my birthday.
these pieces of sacks of shit must be fucking kidding me