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Offline Moric

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Happy Birthday NewK!!!!!!!!
« on: March 25, 2012, 09:55:10 am »
Happy Birthday Mate..
May your birthday be filled with sunshine and smiles, laughter, love, and cheer.
and here is birthday cake from my side :p



So many wishes
So many smiles
Too many memories
Too few words
With one big Birthday
Happy Birthday!
« Last Edit: March 25, 2012, 10:02:00 am by Moric »
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Re: Happy Birthday NewK!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2012, 10:05:11 am »
lol


fappy bday newb
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Re: Happy Birthday NewK!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2012, 10:21:23 am »

Happy Birthday Newk!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday NewK!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2012, 10:25:32 am »
The positive side of being an oldie:




•You’ll never have to endure those harrowing visits to the dentist again.
•You’ll save a fortune on shampoo.
•Your hernia operation will make you a star at the local pub.
•You will look distinguished with your receding hairline, double chin and wrinkles.
•You have survived the humiliation of middle age.
•You’ll no longer have to suffer the disappointment of thwarted ambitions – you no longer have any.
•You can finally sell those dreadful diet and exercise books that have sat unopened on the bookshelf for years.
•You’ll be the champ at history questions in the pub quiz.
•You can embarrass your family by entering glamorous granny or good-looking grandfather competitions.
•You don’t need to make an effort anymore – people will expect you to be frumpy, boring and cantankerous.
•Your failing memory allows you to convince yourself that you’re a super sex machine.
•You’ll be able to talk incessantly about the good old days.
•Your failing eyesight saves you the anguish of seeing your disintegrating body.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Re: Happy Birthday NewK!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2012, 10:31:34 am »
Happy Birthday NewK  ;)
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Re: Happy Birthday NewK!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2012, 10:42:39 am »
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Re: Happy Birthday NewK!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2012, 10:56:15 am »
O: So many cakes
newk do not eat much cakes you will be Fat :P
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Re: Happy Birthday NewK!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2012, 10:58:31 am »
Quote from: DeViL_JiN on March 25, 2012, 10:56:15 am
O: So many cakes
newk do not eat much cakes you will be Fat :P
He can use regime  :P

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Re: Happy Birthday NewK!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2012, 12:42:06 pm »
happy birthday newk ;D
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Re: Happy Birthday NewK!!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2012, 01:18:07 pm »
Happy birthday :)
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Re: Happy Birthday NewK!!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2012, 01:43:14 pm »
happy birthday newK  :)
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Re: Happy Birthday NewK!!!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2012, 01:49:56 pm »
happy birthday buddy  ;)
« Last Edit: March 25, 2012, 07:01:27 pm by 7ob! »
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Re: Happy Birthday NewK!!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2012, 03:32:46 pm »
happy birthday friend  8)
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Re: Happy Birthday NewK!!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2012, 03:38:23 pm »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDD
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Re: Happy Birthday NewK!!!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2012, 03:46:28 pm »
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